A wide-eyed youngster cuddled up on a bed talks in detail about his cow, but not about what his parents are inquiring about. Olan is the baby’s lovely name; he is only two years old and enjoys sharing his knowledge and experiences.

Both of his parents are present, and they inquire as to what the cow did to him. Olan proceeded to tell the story of the day he drove a cow and it knocked him down with his lovely southern drawl.

His gaze was drawn far away as he recalled those dreadful moments when the cow refused to come down. He was able to tell the story using his entire body.

To catch his parents’ attention, Olan was shaking his head and moving his hands. Olan reminded the parents that it was another cow when they asked what the cow did with the shoe.

A cow had licked and eaten Olan’s shoe, but he refused to talk about it. When his parents started asking him questions about the cow, he became irritated.

Olan only wanted to brag about how great it was when the cow drove away. Fortunately, he was able to share his story.

It was a thrilling and fascinating narrative, full of action and heartbreak. Olan was plainly upset that the cow had ripped him apart, but he was relieved to have ended his narrative.