Mom: It’s time to get up and get to school!

Son: But I don’t want to go to school, not today, please!

Mom: However, you need to go to school.

Son: Yet, I’d rather stay home, mom!

Mom: Give me three strong reasons for you to stay at home, and I’ll give you three arguments for why you need to go school.

Son: Well, all of the kids hate me… and… All of the teachers hate me, and I just don’t want to go to school!

Mom: Well, first of all,  I can’t take care of you today because I have a lot to do. Secondly, you are a all-grown-up forty years old man. And thirdly, you are the principal.