The Crash… Funny Story

There’s a severe vehicle accident involving a woman and a man. Despite the fact that both of their cars are completely destroyed, they are remarkably unharmed. «So you’re a man, that’s interesting,» the woman remarks after they manage to escape their cars. I am a woman. Take a look at our cars, wow! Nothing remains, but thankfully none of us are wounded. This had to be a sign from God telling us to get together, become friends, and spend the rest of our lives in harmony.»

«I completely agree with you,» the man said in response. «This must be a sign from God!» «And look at this, here’s another miracle,» the woman said. While my car is in ruins, this bottle of wine is intact. God must want us to toast to our good fortune and sip this wine.»

Subsequently, she gives the bottle to the man, who nods in agreement, opens it, and takes a sip before returning it to her. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

«Aren’t you having any?» the man wonders.

«No,» the woman responds. I think I’ll just wait for the police…»

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