One Friday afternoon, a man left work. However, because it was payday, he chose to spend his entire salary partying with friends and not go home for the weekend. Then he finally appeared at home on Sunday night.

He was met by an angry wife who went on for almost two hours with a rant that matched his actions. When his wife finally stopped screaming, she asked him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?” to which he replied, “I’m okay with that.” He hadn’t seen his wife since Monday. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went without any change. By Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her out of the corner of his left eye