Little Girl Tells Daddy That Mom Is In The Bedroom With ‘Uncle Paul’

When did you most recently laugh out loud? Many of us feel that it has been way too long, and sometimes we may even attempt to smile so that we don’t go crazy. Laughing causes the release of hormones that have positive effects on your physical and mental health. For this reason, a lot of people make an effort to laugh every day. It’s time for you to chuckle if you haven’t already this day. Take pleasure in the next story and get the benefits of laughter it brings with it. 

«Hello?» «Hey, sweetie. It’s Daddy here. «Is Mommy near the phone?»

«No, Daddy. She is with Uncle Paul in the bedroom upstairs.

Daddy: «But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul,» after a little silence.

«Yes, I do, and he’s currently upstairs in the room with Mommy.»

A little pause. «All right, then, here’s what I need you to do. Push the phone to the side, run upstairs, tap on the bedroom door, and yell to Mom that Daddy’s car just drove into the driveway.

«All right, Daddy, wait a minute.» The young girl returns to the phone after a little while. «Daddy, I did it.»

«And what happened, my love?» he asked.

Well, mummy jumped out of bed without clothes on and ran around screaming because she was scared. She then fell across the rugs, struck her head on the dresser, and now is not moving at all.

«Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?»

He also sprung from the bed without putting on any clothing. He sprang out of the rear window and into the swimming pool because he was so terrified. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. I think he’s dead because he hit the bottom of the pool.

***Long Pause***

Dadd: «A swimming pool? Is 486-5731?

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