When a man arrives home early from work, he hears odd sounds…
When he gets upstairs, he discovers his wife panting and sweating while nude on the bed.

«What’s going on», he asks.

«I’m having a heart attack,» exclaims the wife.

As he quickly makes his way downstairs to get the phone, his 4-year-old kid approaches and shouts, «Daddy! Dad! Uncle Ted is not wearing any clothing and is hiding in your closet!

After slamming the phone down, the man goes upstairs, past his wife who is yelling, and pulls open the wardrobe door.

As expected, his brother is cowering on the closet floor, totally naked.

The man yells, «You rotten bastard, my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re scaring the kids by running around naked?!»